DARTERS
HEAVEN or HELL
by
Dick Schmelzkopf
© 2003
- A lot of things can happen in darters hell.
- The Juju can cast on you a spell.
- You can have a little beer when you're down in
hell.
- But it's warm, flat and watery, and it tastes just
a bit skunky. This does not ring the bell.
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- Dalton comes from a whole different direction. Out
of Jack is most certainly hell.
- In this place a little shooter of black jack sure
would be swell.
- Dalton asked the devil for a little taste.
- The devil said I'll drink it myself, to give it to
you would be a terrible waste.
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- On blind draws you always get Dick.
- Always get Dick, that would make ya sick.
- How about catching Joe or Rog that would be the
trick.
- There are a lot of gals that can hit that trip
twenty or double bull with just a flick.
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- Donnie has been known to throw a dart or two.
- In hell the ton eighty eludes him. Man that makes
him blue.
- Donnie said to the devil my attorney will see you
and we'll sue.
- The devil looked at Donnie and laughed. We've got
lots of lawyers here, pick two and sue; you'll still
be blue
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- Roger says never, never shoot for the double.
- Now he can't hit a double to go out, man is he in
trouble.
- He throws a hundred darts trying to double in,
that will burst his bubble.
- His whole dart game is nothing but rubble.
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- Bonnie is trying to get the dart letter out.
- There is nothing happening no good or bad news
besides that she's having a word drought.
- No marriages, divorces, ton eighty's, or count of
nine.
- Lucifer sneers and says write about our wonderful
beers we also have some fine wine.
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- Joe is still doing the stats, they are always
wrong and that drives him bats.
- He still throws a dart or two but every time he
throws he always says rats.
- In the board they won't stick, he always hits the
wire.
- The devil says that's okay Joe; you're in an
eternal mire.
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- Mary Jane still does the blind draw.
- Folks try to bribe her to draw a top-flight
shooter; she says I'll get the darter, that's the
law.
- The devil looks at her and gives a big
guffaw.
- Nobody gets an ace shooters there is not a dart
thrower here that would hold you in awe.
- Tim would be in hell when there are no shooter
glasses left.
- I can hear him now no shooter of tequila, how can
I throw my darts with deft?
- The guy with the horns and pointy tail. Would
sneer at him and rail.
- Drink your tequila out of that spittoon; a
drinking vessel is a minor detail.
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- If all that is hell what is heaven?
- Jean and Butch would say as long as they are
together that's livin.
- Mark would say my team is the Moonlighters that's
a given.
- To trophies and gold medals that's how Mark is
driven.
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- Chick would say let me play Dick I'll have bourbon
forever.
- Dick would say that dart hustler again, I will
endeavor.
- Joe and Martha would be happy as long as they have
a dart to throw.
- They just want to be with their friends, glow and
go with the flow.
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- Roberts been known to hit the board once in a
while.
- He throws three darts with incredible style.
- Cathy has been known to toss a dart or two,
- When she throws she's never blue.
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- The beer is cold you can have all you can
drink.
- Saint Peter the gatekeeper will serve you in a
wink.
- The black jack is endless and comes out of a
tap.
- To get another jack is just a snap.
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- Don't worry Joe the stats are always in on time
and they are always correct.
- JC himself checks the numbers they are always
right and nothing to suspect.
- MJ concern yourself not, were all A-players, we
like it a lot.
- We're all top-flight shooters we can shoot the
shot.
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- Donnie is back shooting ton eighties with
ease.
- He throws them in there just as nice as you
please.
- Roger doubles in and doubles out with just one
dart.
- Now that makes him look like he's awfully
smart.
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- Bonnie's got a passel of ideas, she says dart
letters are fun.
- She says the next time I do it I'll do it at the
beach and get some sun.
- Our sub list is rather special; we've got JC, and
Gabe with his horn.
- Mary has been known to throw a good dart; most say
she's even better than her first born.
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- So you see from this heaven is the place to
go.
- The beer is cold and nothing is slow.
- We'll all be stars there are no trials.
- All your dart friends will be there with
smiles.
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