This TON-80 submitted
by weeny dorker at 11:00 AM on 4/10/03.
last week
Chelmsford
Weeny dorker Chelmsford most prolific dart player has scored again.
He has upgraded from drinking mates 5.0 to girlfriend 1.0
unfortunately this new model is not compatible with the following applications
lads night out 4.3
football 6.2 and playboy 6.9
girlfriend 1.0 may soon be upgraded to fiance 1.0 or even wife 1.0.
this is not advisable as wife 1.0 canwithout warning launch
Turbostrop and Whinge.
Other problems with wife 1.0 are that the application needs regular updating with ShoeShop Browser and Hairstyle Express which need to be updated every week.
Wife 1.0 also comes with the unwanted pop up Motherinlaw which cant be turned off.
if wife 1.0 ever detects mistress 3.8 it tends to delete all of your money files before uninstalling itself.
Poor old weeny no more 180's for you
My darts round of 180 points with 3 darts was Witnessed by:
